talentedstar: androidgeny: Must reblog this everytime. LMFAO it just makes me laugh
Setrakian said, “You will taste my silver, strigoi.” I will taste you, old man....– The Strain | Guillermo del Toro & Chuck Hogan (via martinipistache)
How to get a cute girl...
iamkidswag: Step 1.) Eye Contact Step 2.) Be Cool … Have Swag Step 3.) Act Like You Dont Notice Her STEP 4.) Impress Her … With your Dance Skills Step 5.) Get The Number The END.
in another life.
In another life I would be your girl We keep all our promises, be us against the world. And in other life I would make you stay So I don’t have to say you were the one that got away The one that got away
Like my status if you have a Tuuuumblr
shithotawkward: a tuuuuuumblr
When I decide to clean: →
When I’m told to clean:
LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LIKE MY STATUS
could every night at work be like it was tonight? -falling for you, its outta my control.